“Amy is so correct that a good personality can make a guy better-looking.”
“A movie is better than real life because in the movies only the bad guys die. Or you can pick the good movies where the bad guys die and only those. If you get tricked and a good person dies in the movie then you can rewrite it in your head so the good person lives and the part about death is superfluous.”
“I love you,' cooed Fake Amy. 'You dance so much better than the Doctor.''Silly.' Real Amy nudged her in the ribs. 'Hippos dance better than the Doctor.”
“I can only make one person happy each day.Today is not your day.Tomorrow doesn't look good, either.”
“Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl”
“My mom once told me that a good relationship isn't where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make *you* better.”