“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“I make love like never, only less often.
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“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
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“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
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