“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
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“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“I make love like never, only less often.
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“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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