“I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. ”
“I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.”
“It was nonsense to talk about its being a sacrifice to come there; for if it were, they would not see so many grasping to be members of Congress. ”
“Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of production and trade...”
“Dammit," Dale cussed. "I was kinda hoping Congress got ate.”
“He would not have been the first man to find that he loved his wife more when he was parted from her than was with her, and that the expectation of sexual congress was more exciting than the realisation.”