“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“Do you have to do murder?Do we have to do murder? Sure we have to do murder. There are only two subjects--a woman's chastity, and murder. Nobody's interested in chastity any more. Murder's all we got to write stories about.”

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.”

“Never give a woman flowers to say I love you . Tell her how much you love her and you will wake up looking at the flowers beside her bed.”

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything for you."--Manilyn Monroe"If you make a woman cry for a lot of times, you are giving her permission not to diminish her love for you.”

“If you can capture a woman's imagination, then you will have her. But imagination is a strange creature. It needs time and distance to function properly.”