“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ”
“Actually last night my married lover appeared wearing suspenders and a darling little angora crop top told me he was gay a sex addict a narcotic addict a commitment phobic and beat me up with a dildo.”
“He gives me one of those my-wife-needs-sex-addiction-therapy looks.”
“I did, however, manage to do it without hurting those dogs. Very considerate of me. Don't let it be said I'm not an animal lover-that wretched kitsune aside.”
“But they have life and faith and hope and love and they choose those things. Their innocence is addicting, their hope is catching and I'm happy to be surrounded by them”
“I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet.”