“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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“She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.”

“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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“I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
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“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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