“Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
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“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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“I make love like never, only less often.
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“My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
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