“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
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“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.
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“Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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