“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
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“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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“The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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“My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
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“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
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“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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