“Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.

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“In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.
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“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“I make love like never, only less often.
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