“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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“Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.
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“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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“Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
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“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
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“Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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