“We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
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“We made love like green is blue. That’s because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow.
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“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”

“I make love like never, only less often.
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“We made love like a half a minute. I brought the thirty seconds, and she provided the excuse as to why she didn’t have enough time to have sex with me.
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“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.
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“Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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