“someone who lends his book is stupid, but one who returns it is stupider”

“THOSE WHO THINK PEOPLE ARE STUPID ARE THE ONES THAT ARE STUPID.”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.”

“What is stupidity? "Hostility to one's powerful and efficient commander, or to someone who can harm you or benefit you”

“Who needs a stupid grampa-loving, book-reading, good-smelling boy who I like to talk to?”

“No thought is a stupid thought, those who are thoughtless are thought of as stupid.”

“... They're stupid. Who cares?""I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.”