“I say fuck marriage, but we can do it for these westerners and explain it to the gods later.”

“Bush looked straight into the camera and said 'We must preserve the sanctity of marriage!' You know, straight people are doing such a fucking great job.”

“If there is no God, how do we explain that a machine requires a maker, but the universe does not.”

“God has brought us together as families to bring to pass His eternal purposes. We are part of this plan in this marriage relationship. let us love and respect and honor one another. We can do it, and we will be the better for it.”

“let's face it, we are terrible christians by putting off God for the wrong reason. why? "i need more time on the computer" or "c'mon, i can do it later" and repeating the same words over again with no meaning. repent soon, God is coming whether you like it or not.”

“Rev. Pat Robertson says that if more states legalize gay marriage, God will destroy America. He did say that afterwards, gays will come in and do a beautiful renovation.”