“To Those Who Follow Me Around Whispering, “You’re Just A Man” When I Feel Like God”

“It's crazy. My life has been full of fun and adventure. but i love meeting people who make me feel like I've done nothing.”

“If you’re not seeing God at the climax, it’s not worth doing. Sex is the bridge that connects heaven and earth.”

“Tell me what you’re looking for and i will become that for you. I can sacrifice my inner freedoms for you without looking twice at my old journals and solid promises I made to myself about such things. But you must be prepared to kill me when the smiles are no longer frequent. Do it while I sleep. While I hold your hand. Do it fast, baby. Do it fast.”

“let's put god on the other side of the wall for a while. i don't need him watching us with those judging eyes.”

“Some of you are eternal doormen. holding the door open for those who are headed out into greatness. I thank you for that.”

“My relationships failed because i never showed up to the wars i didn't feel like fighting.”