“Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever.”
“Double damn. I was a harlot. I was a freaking vampire hussy.”
“Bite Me!-Shane Collins to Eve Rosser.The Morganville Vampire Series”
“I'm sorry about the dinner.""Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.”
“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”
“A series of failures may culminate in the best possible result.”