“I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin," Beranabus grunts.”
“I've never met a Labradoodle who wasn't an asshole.”
“I've never met an author I can't love to hate or a book I haven't paid full price for.”
“What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't want to get to know better.”
“I've never met anyone who wanted to be a terrorist. They are desperate people.”
“They always say they didn't. I never heard of one who said, 'You know, I deserve this.' Never happens.”