“Lovely Arra Sails,nectar to all males,how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale!”
“How can you not like Britney Spears?”
“In China today, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America today, Britney Spears is Britney Spears-and that is our problem.”
“Life is what you make it, death is how you take it.-Nate Spears”
“Hanajima, my spear! Bring me my spear!”
“I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit.”