“Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter."What?""You're naked.""I'm not naked.""I'm blind.""You're not blind. I'm wearing pants.""Oh." That was embarrassing.”
“Jaypaw narrowed his eyes. "I'm not as blind as you think.”
“I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind.”
“Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. Most of my beholders are blind.”
“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”