“Dear Santa, WTF...”
“WTF-asaurus?”
“Krissy + party = WTF?”
“You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly...""How about 'Dear Fatty'?”
“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”
“Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.”