“Do not disturb. Already there.”

“The realization that Garrett actually had a mother kind of disturbed me. But only for about twelve seconds. I rarely held thoughts in my head any longer than twelve seconds. Damn my ADD.”

“Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that looked disturbingly like an alien orifice probe, broke it, then promptly put it back, hoping it wouldn’t leave someone’s life hanging in the balance because the EMT couldn’t alien-probe his orifices.”

“Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy!”

“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”

“Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.”

“You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords.""Only for you.”