“DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.—T-SHIRT”
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
“There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt”
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”