“Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.”

“Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.”

“We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.:Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.”

“Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.”

“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”

“That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.”

“Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)”