“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
“When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker”
“DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.—T-SHIRT”
“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”