“Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt”
“Insanity runs in my family, it practically gallops”
“You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).”
“Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?”
“I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won’t get you.’ I love wearing that t-shirt.”