“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”
“Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)”
“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”
“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”
“When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT”