“Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.”
“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”
“He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.”
“A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it.It was fun while it lasted.”
“You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.”
“Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.”
“Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.”