“Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.”
“That’s the spirit. Now the next time you say it, say it without looking like your puppy just died.”
“Just so you know, I speak English. You don’t have to macho-speak with shit like ‘you with me’ after you macho-speak with a bunch of bossing me around. I get you. I’m with you. Or if I’m not, I’ll tell you.”“Noted,” he muttered but sounded like he was smiling. I made the diplomatic decision not to look.”
“You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk""Woof.”
“She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies' tears, though. - Jayke Wolff”
“I have qualms and wonder what a qualm would look like if you painted it -- probably like a bowl of melting ice cream or a dish of Jell-o just before it sets.”