“Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.”

“Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter."What?""You're naked.""I'm not naked.""I'm blind.""You're not blind. I'm wearing pants.""Oh." That was embarrassing.”

“We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.:Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.”

“Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.”

“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”

“Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit.""Well, you are pretty fruity.”

“I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing”