“NEVER BE AFRAID TO DART AROUND IN PUBLIC, HUMMING THE MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG. —T-SHIRT”
“Truly, all that was missing was Mission Impossible theme music, and if I was being honest, it was playing in my head anyway.”
“He’s wearing a totally normal T-shirt from the mall or whatever, but it hangs on him like the shirt has fulfilled its sole mission in life.”
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”