“Never trust a man with a penis.”

“Trust me," Cameron cut in, "there ain't a thing wrong with those two unless you count the unusual and exquisite length of their legs.Brooklyn turned a tight-lipped smile on him. "Thanks so much for that penis-driven observation.”

“Charley: If you‘re not going to tellme where you are, if you‘re not going to trust me to help you, then why are you here? Why bother?Reyes: Because you‘re the reason I breathe.”

“Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit.""Well, you are pretty fruity.”

“Man, that woman was quick when she wanted to be. But put her behind the wheel of a Buick...”

“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”

“If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.”