“No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ’cause that’s just creepy.”

“I'll call if I break a leg or get eaten by a bear.""Play like a rock.""Now?""No, if a bear starts eating you."I thought for a moment before replying. "Do they have screaming, sobbing rocks, 'cause that's probably what I'll be doing if a bear is gnawing my arm off.""It would be difficult to just lay there and be eaten alive, huh?""Ya think?”

“Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.”

“There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt”

“Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”

“That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.”

“But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.”