“Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.”
“People frequently claim to be going insane. But I've never heard somebody say they were going sane. Perhaps it's because sanity isn't a desirable destination.”
“Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.”
“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.”
“The key to a good life is this: If you're not going to talk about something during the last hour of your life, then don't make it a top priority during your lifetime.”
“In the dead hour the ghosts creep out of the bush and go howling across the dunes, screaming their unfinished business to the night. But I'm nothing to them so they ignore me.”