“That boy needs a hobby.""Stalking is a hobby.""So is serial killing.”

“Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers”

“It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.”

“Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.”

“You stir up more hornets' nests than a twelve-year-old boy with a baseball bat. You‘re like Lois Lane on crack.”

“Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested”

“Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”