“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, ‘Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won’t get you.’ I love wearing that t-shirt.”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
“He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.”
“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”
“If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.”