“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”

“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”

“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”

“Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt”

“NEVER BE AFRAID TO DART AROUND IN PUBLIC, HUMMING THE MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG. —T-SHIRT”

“Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”

“There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt”