“There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.”

“There are few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosive.”

“all personal problems can be solved by a suitable application of high explosives”

“See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!”

“This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.”

“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”

“Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving."What the hell did that mean? "I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.”