“There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”
“Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
“A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER”
“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”
“Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker”
“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”