“What in the name of Zeus's testicles?”
“To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.”
“Zeus, first cause, prime mover; for what thing without Zeus is done among mortals?”
“The name Eve/Eab/Age stems from the Latin aetas, which is from aevum, “lifetime.” The word aetas is remarkably similar to the name Aïdes, i.e. Hades. Eve, you see, is not Adam’s wife but Adam’s father, Zeus bronnton, Zeus “the thunderer/earthshaker,” Poseidon, the fallen — or, better still, suspended, mediating — aspect of God!”
“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.”
“Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite, but everyone listened to Zeus.”