“if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)”
“There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt”
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)”
“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”
“I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT”