“You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.”
“A squat gray building of only thirty-four stories.”
“Wow. You look…really nice today. Did you do something different?” Only a thirty-four-year-old virgin, I thought.”
“Thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty three things. That’s all I need to get by. Oh, and I guess I also need love. Better make that thirty three thousand, three hundred and thirty four.”
“Smile! It takes thirty-four muscles to frown and only thirteen to smile. Why make the extra effort?”
“Trying to build my dreams with what I have now, it's like building a forty-five story house with thirty-four bricks. (DoubleDuce.)”