“You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT”
“You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”
“The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt”
“Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)”
“Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you're done.--T-SHIRT”
“DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.—T-SHIRT”
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”