“I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.”
“I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister”
“You know, you remind me of my younger brother. I miss that kid, so much that I sometimes regret killing him.”
“It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.”