“I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel...”
“I know a man who once stole a Ferris-wheel”
“Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.”
“I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.”
“Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!”
“Life isn't fair. A fair's a place where you eat corn dogs and ride the ferris wheel.”