“Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?”

“trallalala”

“two wrongs dont make a right”

“I got dressed. You can't be Midnight Mayor in your underpants.”

“I am the boss of my underpants. You can be the boss of yours.”

“And it’s bad enough to be caught in your underpants but even worse to be caught in your underpants scratching out a valium prescription on someone else’s pad.”

“To be the best, you have to be willing to do what nobody does. And today, if nobody reads and nobody works hard, then you also have to give up reading and become lethargic to be successful.”