“Smee! Raise the Ladies!”
“Smee you, idjit!”
“I see', said Smee, still not seeing.”
“Smee, you are a supreme idjit.""Aye, Cap'n.”
“...alas, raising a young lady is a mystery even beyond an enchanter's skill.”
“One could mention many lovable traits in Smee. For instance, after killing, it was his spectacles he wiped instead of his weapon.”