“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”
“I took a course at Cal once called Statistical Analysis. And there was a guy in the course who used to make up all of his computations and he never used Sigma. He used his own initials. 'Cause he was the standard deviation.”
“Here's what the death knell for the personal computer will sound like: Mainly I use my phone/paid, but I still use my PC to write long e-mails and documents. Most people aren't there yet, but that's where we're headed”
“His computer password is "password.”
“I am not some kind of computer. Only machines have glib answers for everything.”
“Computers are good, but only while they are working. Otherwise, they are no more use than a paperweight”