“I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,so I took his shoes.”

“Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can using only their hands and feet make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.”

“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”

“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”

“I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet.”

“No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.”

“I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.”