“. . . The Reason Why I Love Women is Because there are NO ... two ( 2 ) Alike !!! ...”
“The only reason why world war 2 happened was because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap.”
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike, and it is possible, if you stand tippy-toe, to walk between the raindrops.”
“She loved him because he was the reason why.”
“If our two loves be one, or, thou and I Love so alike, that none do slacken, none can die.”
“P.S.2. I have put in a new pen. And I love you because you aren't pompous like Dr. Carter . . . and I love you because you haven't got sticky-out ears like Johnny. And . . . the very best reason of all . . . I love you for just being Gilbert!”