“Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself.”

“The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.”

“The sign of a good society is one that protect its weakest. The strong can always look after themselves.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone.”

“[Like they say,] small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

“Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash.”

“Time is only a state of mind, so being late is only a thought one can posess.”